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Monday, August 4, 2008

Man. Tomato. Virginity.

I read a story on how men look at virginity. It’s been years and I hardly remember the source and the author. No matter how, the story changes my perception. Now, I am gonna re-tell this interesting story to everyone.

As one reads about the title “Man. Tomato. Virginity”, it doesn’t really sound appealing. Yes, men do have some sort of thoughts towards virginity, but what to do with tomato? Here, we are going to examine how men perceive virginity through the way they choose a tomato.

Ladies, if you ever have a chance to go to supermarket with a guy, be it your normal friend or boyfriend or partner, try asking him a question that sounds silly – “How would you choose a tomato?”

Typically, most of the people will say: “Stand in front of those juicy tomatoes, starring and examining them thoroughly. Look for the tomato with perfect round shape, flawless smooth skin in beautiful cherry red. Once spotted, pick it up and press it gently – to make sure the ripeness is just perfect to be eaten!”

Great! Follow-up questions – “If you have spoiled one particular tomato because of excessive strength in pressing while examining it, will you put it back and get another one? Will you keep pressing and examining until you found the perfect one?”

I guess you know the answer now! Most of the people, (I mean most, NOT ALL), will answer “Definitely! I pay for it and I want the best of’em!”

Well, this is just an article, don’t take it too serious. In fact, men have always preferred a virgin for a wife of girlfriend. Virgin signifies purity and loyal. This is understandable. Men, who are ego-driven, always hope that they are girls’ FIRST and LAST partner!

So, a little notes for guys – do not spoil other tomatoes in the market and expect what you bought home is a pure and flawless one. This is just unfair!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a great story. A great story of man choosing tomato (virginity). This story use tomato and virginity in a same categories. It really provided what man are thinking and thought nowadays. Guys, do you love your girlfriend because of her virgin or you love your girlfriend because you are loving her?

In another way, i wouldn't go along with a vegetable as tomato or mayb banana? I love tomato, i like tomato and of course i eat tomato. I care my girlfriend, i love my girlfriend, i used most of my time and my girlfriend is always on the first place. But, guys, do you love tomato as loving your girlfriend?

I agree with the story, but just couldn't judge a man in caring of their behalf virginity as tomato. Not because im ego, its unfair! and...

Guys, please do not ever "test" a "tomato", leave it and go for another new one. It's a poor damn thing!

Anonymous said...

ya...this is a great story...
i like it..
agree with it...
man do not ever test a tomato, if the girl is not your cup of tea...dun be so selfish, only think of yourself...